Indeed, Americans take for granted such staples as their Androids, iPhones, Escalades, CSI, Monday Night Football, internet, pornography, cocaine, and paid days off – despite an economy on the verge of collapse.
CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, and NBC doing all they can to re-elect Barack Obama while FOX can’t publicly decide if they prefer Newt Gingrich or Mitt Romney. Herman Cain is being publicly destroyed because the powers that be cannot – for whatever reason – have a conservative black man in the White House.
Our friend was the only customer in this dreamy department store. Through the intercom system Bing Crosby’s rendition of “I’ll Be Home for Christmas” played, and our friend felt a wistful melancholy as he longed for the home and the time that he no longer had…
He’d been sitting on his red and green velvet-upholstered chair for all of three minutes when one of the hyper, undisciplined brats spilled Mountain Dew in his snowy-white beard; and it’s a real beard and not part of the costume!